I’m going to campaign for a little input in this matter next October. I’d be willing to compromise – they can dress me in this – whatever it is – but for crying out loud sew an “S” on so it sort of resembles a Superman cape. Come on people – I’m losing a lot of credibility among the neighborhood dogs!!
I guess it could be worse. They could have bought me one of those stupid hotdog costumes that you people think are so funny. Since we’re talking about it – I would like to take this opportunity (on behalf of the entire canine population) to speak directly to those of you who DID buy and will be donning the weiner costume on your dog this Halloween – STOP THE MADNESS!! It’s not only NOT funny but it’s a slap in the face to dachshunds everywhere!!
I’ll jump off my soapbox now – hopefully I hope I don’t mess up the peach, silk cape!!! In the event you missed it – that was pure sarcasm!!